Obama Position

The sexual position where two or more people get into a bed and spend 15 to 45 minuets each talking about how the sex is going to be and of all the sexual positions in which they will do that night. Afterwards, neither of them do any of those previously promised things and just go to bed.

We wanted to do safe sex after the prom, so my girlfriend and I decided to do the Obama Position. Needless to say, neither of us were satisfied that night.
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by SolarKneecaps June 6, 2011

Obama doll

A. A solid painful feces resulting from constipation.

B. An Obama supporter liberal turd feces Nancy pelosi brandork

I had an Obama doll the other day, dude! my Butt's still sore.

by Mangus Colorado October 20, 2015

Obama Colored

When you aren't black in black people's eyes and you aren't white in white people's eyes.

The 44th President of the United States Barrack Obama is Obama Colored.

by William Benjamin January 26, 2009

Obama Day

January 20. The End of the World.

Are you going to school on Monday?

Are you kidding? That's Obama Day! I'm gonna dig a hole and live in it because the world might blow up.

by DibWhoTalksToHimself January 20, 2009

Obama Lips

The act of pursing one's lips together to make a disappointed face, usually coupled with the unblinking eyes of frustration.

I whined to Donna about taking out the trash, but then she put on her Obama Lips and it was the end of the conversation.

Every time a reporter mentions the economy, the president puts on his Obama Lips

by HO-BAMA August 8, 2010

Obama Depression

a term some fuckwit bushnesiac republitards use to discribe the Bush Depression

The Bush Administration slashed taxes for the wealthy while spending massive amounts of money on the bush war in Iraq, which created huge budget deficits. This along with deregulation of business caused a collapse of the financial sector and the worst economy since the Great Depression. Since Obama will be the one that has to clean up this mess Bushies call it the Obama Depression.

by Michael_Hunt July 25, 2009

obama lock

when obama goes to a city many blocks around his destination are shut down causing a horrendous traffic jam known as obama lock.

I tried to drive across town but the obama lock was so bad, it would have been faster to walk.

by kajoe September 16, 2009