Skip to main content

Nonce

by Fatty bum bum January 17, 2021
mugGet the Nonce mug.

nonce

(this is for Americans to say when they come to the UK) nonce means very nice person so if you saw someone being kind you say "oh you are a big nonce mate"
by AmazonAlexa2014 February 22, 2022
mugGet the nonce mug.

Smelly Bitch Nonce

A Smelly Bitch Nonce has a small penis and loves to suck toes
Joshua: Wow that kid Adam Griffiths is a fucktard!
Daniel:Yeah he's a Smelly Bitch Nonce.
by AdamGriffiths=Nonce November 5, 2020
mugGet the Smelly Bitch Nonce mug.

nonce

Like "once", "twice" and "thrice", but relating to something that has happened exactly zero times.
"How many times have you actually done this?"
"Once or twice."
"Really?"
"Okay, more like nonce."
by Adman12 December 30, 2005
mugGet the nonce mug.

Nonce

A decriptive that gives a number of frequency of zero. A non-occuring event.
Q: "How many times did you go out with him?"

A: "Nonce. Zero times"
by Lucien Nyx November 20, 2012
mugGet the Nonce mug.

Nonce Burger

A man or woman who enjoys taking photos of children and saving them on their computer.
Person1: Have you seen George today? He took photos of my son, John. I'm going to have words with him.

Person2: Yeah he's at home saving the pics. He's such a nonce burger.
by 1 and a 4 and a flabby potato November 21, 2011
mugGet the Nonce Burger mug.

Big Boned Nonce

Hi!
Get out me swamp ya big boned nonce
imma shank your children mate cuz am a big boned nonce
by NibberFlaggot December 18, 2017
mugGet the Big Boned Nonce mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email