A noob caravan is a natural occurence in almost all multiplayer video games. It is when a group of noobs, tired of being ownd on their own, decide to form a pack.
Even though they are together they still stand no chance of survival. they will often blindly shoot at anything that startles them. If freindly fire is on, they are even more dangerous to themselves than to others.
Often, one of the noobs will rise up and be the leader of the caravan, even though he is slightly better than the rest, he is nothing but a trained noob.
Here are 3 easy steps to find out if you have joined a noob caravan!!
1. Are you and others blindly firing right at the ground with full sensitivity on?
2. Does each member have at least 4 numbers in their name?
3. Do you try to use your group strength to dodge enemy bullets?
Well if any of those apply, you have found yourself a noob caravan!!!
Even though they are together they still stand no chance of survival. they will often blindly shoot at anything that startles them. If freindly fire is on, they are even more dangerous to themselves than to others.
Often, one of the noobs will rise up and be the leader of the caravan, even though he is slightly better than the rest, he is nothing but a trained noob.
Here are 3 easy steps to find out if you have joined a noob caravan!!
1. Are you and others blindly firing right at the ground with full sensitivity on?
2. Does each member have at least 4 numbers in their name?
3. Do you try to use your group strength to dodge enemy bullets?
Well if any of those apply, you have found yourself a noob caravan!!!
potat0salad392053: (talking to noob caravan followers) FINNALLY!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!1!!one!!!!!!!!! WE CAN NOW NOT GET OWNED, WE CAN USE OUR COMBINED STRENGTH TO DO SUPER HUMAN ABILITIES!
The_Yellow_Dart: i sense a noob caravan!
The_Yellow_Dart: i sense a noob caravan!
by Mayah Beeeeeee August 22, 2009
1. Someone who face checks everything.
2. A noob...thats a scout.
3. A word some noob made to have more words about himself.
2. A noob...thats a scout.
3. A word some noob made to have more words about himself.
by A noob scout July 15, 2011
In FPS games, when someone notices the high amount of frags another player has compared to theirs, and falsely accuses them of using hack, cheat, or bot programs. Often owners of game servers ban people for starting arguments this way, asking instead to report hackers to the admins rather than starting flame wars.
J03 L4m3r: RedBlade7 has 30 frags and I only have 17! He must be hacking.
RedBlade7: Stop with the noob accusations. You're just losing.
RedBlade7: Stop with the noob accusations. You're just losing.
by RedBlade77 February 25, 2011
by uniTea July 11, 2008
(Noun)
Someone who is greatly inexperienced with the knowledge of Harry Potter.
One overwhelmed by the great number of information that Potterheads know.
One who has little knowledge of the general plot.
One too lazy to read such a "large book".
One who watched a few Harry Potter movies, but still doesn't understand it.
One who may confuse character names, books, movies, etc.
One who doesn't understand the wonderful, amazing world of Harry Potter.
One who does not know or understand what Pottermore is.
Antonym: Potterhead, Potterholic
Someone who is greatly inexperienced with the knowledge of Harry Potter.
One overwhelmed by the great number of information that Potterheads know.
One who has little knowledge of the general plot.
One too lazy to read such a "large book".
One who watched a few Harry Potter movies, but still doesn't understand it.
One who may confuse character names, books, movies, etc.
One who doesn't understand the wonderful, amazing world of Harry Potter.
One who does not know or understand what Pottermore is.
Antonym: Potterhead, Potterholic
Person 1: I read Chapter 13 of the Chamber of Secrets and it was amazing! Don't you love the part how Harry learned about Hagrid's past?
Person 2: Is the Chamber of Secrets the one where the guy without the nose killed Harry? What's a Hagrid?
Person 1: You're such a Potter Noob.
Person 2: Is the Chamber of Secrets the one where the guy without the nose killed Harry? What's a Hagrid?
Person 1: You're such a Potter Noob.
by UnicornErised43 September 18, 2011
An unfamiliar game mechanic or other rule that new players will misunderstand, resulting in an undesired outcome for the noob.
Noob trap ex 1:
Mark specced all his skill points into fire damage spells, but little did he know all enemies in the game have 99% fire resistance.
ex 2:
Mark purchased the newly advertised $10 dollar mount from the cash shop, only to find that the next quest he did had a quest reward of the same mount he bought.
ex 3:
Mark attacked the cuccoo in kakariko village one too many times, because he thought it was cute the way the cuccoo ran away. Then the rest of the cuccoos came...
Mark specced all his skill points into fire damage spells, but little did he know all enemies in the game have 99% fire resistance.
ex 2:
Mark purchased the newly advertised $10 dollar mount from the cash shop, only to find that the next quest he did had a quest reward of the same mount he bought.
ex 3:
Mark attacked the cuccoo in kakariko village one too many times, because he thought it was cute the way the cuccoo ran away. Then the rest of the cuccoos came...
by LOVE-INJECTION October 02, 2018
n.
1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.
Also known as an orphan sammich.
1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.
Also known as an orphan sammich.
Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.
by Cardmonkey May 27, 2005