NFF

NFF is a nice way of saying Not Fucking Funny

You and Bozo are NFF

She's pregnant, it's NFF

by epmb September 3, 2006

NFT

an acronym meaning "Naked FaceTime". When two people, possessing video-chat-compatible smartphones, have a FaceTime phone call while naked. Can also be expanded to "NFTIB", meaning "Naked FaceTime In Bed".

Girl: I'd love to, but i'm going back to Europe tomorrow.
Guy: That's cool I guess. NFT me.

by 1 Studly Muffin December 8, 2010

NFB

Nunya Fuckin Business - when somebody asks you something that is none of their business. This is a polite way of saying that it's none of their fucking business.

Friend - "I tried calling you last night where were you?"
Me - "NFB!"

by JodyMT September 11, 2014

NFL

Negative First and Last. When replacing a car battery the negative cable is removed first (followed by the positive cable) and replaced last when the new battery is connected. Also applies to connecting and disconnecting jumper cables.

I could never remember which cable to remove first and connect last. I always got it wrong until I was watching Monday Night Football and "Wham!" it struck me! "The ball struck you?" No, NFL! Negative First and Last!

by tgifrydei August 17, 2018

NFH

An acronym for (Not From Here) describing a person who is from a foreign country.

Jane: hey lets check out that new reggae club tonight!
Mandy: thats cool, but if any of those NFH bitches get outta line I got INS on speed dial hoe!

by mzmlol February 3, 2010

nforce

An isonews wannabe website where people go to check the releases and then goto isonews to discuss it.

have you seen the nforce forum?

Nope , has anyone?

by heh February 19, 2003

NFNS

No Fear No Shame.

Tyler: I just fucked Megan infront of two other people!

Ben:NFNS!!

by FlyHawks November 26, 2013