Muff Monster

Totally a dyke term.

Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.

I heard she was a total muff monster.

by Penni234 March 10, 2018

Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.

Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

hairy muff

A woman's genital region masked in pubic hair

That gal got a hairy muff naaaaaah meeeaaaaan!

by Hairymuff101 April 11, 2019

Nubbin’muff

To simplify a complicated issue usually related to technology

The network required a nubbin’muff in order to work efficiently.

by Guru2020 October 7, 2019

Muff Diver

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

by Labial Licker November 5, 2019

Muff Stuffing

Cock blocking, but done to a female. The female version of being cock blocked

1.) "Gladys you totally muff stuffed me on the shuffle board court earlier"
2.) "Stop muff stuffing me Becky!"
3.) "Yo watch this, I'm totally going to muff stuff this chick"

by MuffStuffcreator69 April 27, 2021

Muff Motive

An informal gathering involving a high female to male ratio, so the females have no other choice.

Wanna come to the pub for a couple cold ones then head back to mine for a fat muff motive.

by JoshyP213 May 15, 2021