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Monopolizing It

When someone is the only one in the strip-club sitting in the area where you toss money to the strippers. By him being the only one he can put out however much he wants and the strippers are forced to dance for however much money the person is willing to give. Thus "Monopolizing It"
Person 1: Look over there Mike is really "Monopolizing It!"
Person 2: Yeah your right shes putting her tits in his face for $2!
by ArcticFOX July 8, 2012
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mono chi-chi

Last night I took that chick out from proscessing and went to feel her up and discovered she had a mono chi-chi
by ngryjhony January 11, 2010
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Mondopause

The act of persistently having a bad attitude on mondays, kind of like menopause, but less dramatic.
Steve's mother has a bad case of mondopause.
by FergyA October 5, 2010
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monobrow

An extremely crusty caterpillar across someones forehead. Usually formed because the person decided/couldn't get pluckers. Most commonly said people with monobrows are named Marco. Also monobrows are sometimes flared up on the sides.
Man! That crusty kid over there needs to stop flarin' his monobrow!
by Crusty Monochode February 20, 2011
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Manopoly

How married men maintain their mistresses, instinctively reappearing just as said mistress is about to move on. Manopoly is a check in on his territory just often enough to ensure there is no room for competitors to move into his market.
I was going to go out with that new guy I met, but it's been 3 weeks since I heard from (married boyfriend's name) and I think we are playing Manopoly this weekend. I don't want to miss that.
by Can'tThinkOfAHandle June 9, 2016
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Mono-Thigh

Someone whos that fat there thighs rub together and looks like
its just one (mono) thigh
Fuking hell, Chris Melia has a Mono-thigh!... Seb Parkinson you fucking monothigh
by Chris Melia December 9, 2008
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monoboobulosis

A disease in which a man or woman is born with one boob.
-Often found in old, fat, vulgar woman.
Sarah Wheeler and your neighbor have one tit, therefore they have monoboobulosis.
by Lindan October 4, 2006
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