monoboobulosis

A disease in which a man or woman is born with one boob.
-Often found in old, fat, vulgar woman.

Sarah Wheeler and your neighbor have one tit, therefore they have monoboobulosis.

by Lindan October 4, 2006

monoboobliosis

The chronic wearing of a sports bra instead of a regular bra. Mono boob is the non-chronic condition.

God Damn it! My Girlfriend wears a sports bra everyday. She is suffering from monoboobliosis!

by Tappytap December 8, 2013