my bad

Spoken when you realize you just did a major fuck-up, such as passing gas while having sex.
I hope farts turn you on, as I just blew one in your face.
by ArcticFox January 03, 2004
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shibby

Also known as shiznitty, shibby is an all-purpous extra-strength word used for when something...anything happens.
Woah, you got an '86 Honda 4-banger? Un-shibby!
You have a Mac? Unshibby!

Dude, those speakers are shibby, just check out the bass!
Your girlfreind is so shibby, I wish I had one. But I'm a nerd.
by ArcticFox January 03, 2004
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magic missile

Also known as a tallywhacker, one-eyed monster, or penis. Used in sex to make babies.
Hey I'm going to stick my fat magic missle into your shaved vagina and give you some of me, k?
by ArcticFox October 23, 2003
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Dell

A computer brand advertised by a stoner that, when purchased, the owner somehow thinks he/she has bragging rights because their PC is "so fast" and "rips around XP like I rip around your mom", when in fact they own a shitty beige-box with no style or speed.
Even though my freind spent $6,000 on a VoodooPC with a custom paint job and a Coolermaster case, my Dell still screams and plays Counter-Strike with 2xAA and 2x Anisotropic Filtering.
by ArcticFox November 13, 2003
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Monopolizing It

When someone is the only one in the strip-club sitting in the area where you toss money to the strippers. By him being the only one he can put out however much he wants and the strippers are forced to dance for however much money the person is willing to give. Thus "Monopolizing It"
Person 1: Look over there Mike is really "Monopolizing It!"
Person 2: Yeah your right shes putting her tits in his face for $2!
by ArcticFOX July 06, 2012
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non-offensive swears

What bible thumpers use to replace things that offend the jokes they think are real.
by ArcticFox January 10, 2004
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buttfucker

One who rides the asses of other men. As in one who inserts a penis or vibrating dildo up the butt of another male. For fun. Oh my. Homo, anyone?
That little manslut buttfucker gave me his big one! He just grabbed my ass and rammed Johnny Horn over and over until he sprayed his gayness all over my butt.
by ArcticFox January 03, 2004
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