verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over
just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next
just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next
ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"
by metro anthony October 24, 2005
A fuck monkey is a rude and irritating person. They usually are someone who touch people in weird and aggravating ways. (Such as flicking them or slapping their neck randomly.) They are usually very loud as well.
by SlutVista December 03, 2015
1) A person who truly enjoys angst and creating angst. Although they would never admit to actively searching for angst, they always seem to find plenty of it. relates to emo
2) A metaphorical monkey which brings angst to whose ever back it attaches itself to. From the phrase "he's got a monkey on his back." Rest assured that angst monkeys are much worse then normal back monkeys.
2) A metaphorical monkey which brings angst to whose ever back it attaches itself to. From the phrase "he's got a monkey on his back." Rest assured that angst monkeys are much worse then normal back monkeys.
1) Ga! What happened to him now? ... What?! He is such an angst monkey!
2) The Angst Monkeys are coming for you!! Quickly throw them at emo kids!
2) The Angst Monkeys are coming for you!! Quickly throw them at emo kids!
by Ami "KittyCat" Mizuno November 18, 2004
Keep that monkey away from me. I hate it! The last time it was here, My walls got a poop redecorating!
by Orangatang July 31, 2006
1) To play video football, esp. when without gaming talent
2) To play any video football game, e.g. EA Sports College Football 2012, with the strategy of pressing as many buttons as possible, in a random manner, once the play develops.
2) To play any video football game, e.g. EA Sports College Football 2012, with the strategy of pressing as many buttons as possible, in a random manner, once the play develops.
A) After a hard day at work, Leroy went home, had some scotch, and Killed some Monkeys for an hour or two. He then felt much better.
B) Brian went online to find someone to Kill Monkeys with, but his internet was down. So he had to play the computer.
B) Brian went online to find someone to Kill Monkeys with, but his internet was down. So he had to play the computer.
by Ungabunga Jesus December 16, 2011
Someone who acts like a monkey, usually crazy. But around people they trust. They also look like a monkey. And some might even say he/she even laugh like one.
by Soccerlover14 July 20, 2016
trump monkey (def): One who, when when faced with anti-Trump comments, responds only with name-calling and other (metaphorical) feces-slinging, rather than intelligent discourse. It's like arguing with a monkey at the zoo.
When asked about Trump's lie that "everyone will be covered" by Trumpcare , the Trump monkey response was, "you're an asshat tool of the fake news media!"
by bhavacakra0 March 19, 2017