Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone

A portmanteau of the words Thanatophobia (fear of death) and monophobia (fear of aloneness).
Coined by Lemmino in the video Top Ten Facts - Death

Person: "Dude, I'm so afraid of dying alone... What if nobody comes to my funeral?"
Other Person: "You must have Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone"

by wankbadger September 14, 2017

monthly nut

An individual's fixed monthly expenses, such as rent, utilities, cell phone, Internet access, car payments, car insurance, etc. These are the bills you have to pay regardless of what you do in a particular month. Can also be used more generally to describe one's monthly expenses, regardless of whether they are fixed or variable.

If I'm going to make a living as a jazz trombonist I have to keep my monthly nut small.

by monkey1235 May 28, 2013

Monesh

A funny guy. Introvert if you dont know him. Always willing to help if you know him. Will try to make you feel better when you are down. He is good among girls but doesnt know it and may say things without thinking much if you known him too well. Hates being judged.

I want to be a Monesh

by Vedikathegeek June 16, 2019

Monkey Branching

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

18 months

it is equivalent to 5 years by one direction

2015 : hi guys, we're one direction, will be back after 18 months

2020 : hahaha happy 10th anniversary *changes facebook profile picture*

by boo wrath July 22, 2020

Money Mamba

Money Mamba is a upcoming rapper from the Dallas area. He is also a gourmet chef because he cooks up bangers in the studio and cooks other players on the basketball court. At times, he has been compared to James Harden. Mamba can also breathe underwater because he is dripping 24/7 and his whole body is flooded—especially his wrists and neck—with iced out chains and other expensive jewelry. Money Mamba is an exceptional talent in the Dallas rap scene and has the potential to blow up any minute. His music is on Spotify, Apple Music/iTunes, Google Play, and many other mainstream platforms.

“Damn bruh, that shit go hard as fuck!”
“Yeah for real”
“Yuh. Who is that?”
“Bruh it’s Money Mamba. All his shit on anotha level no cap”

by FactSpittah August 3, 2019

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008