Good Morning America

A Good Morning America is an alcoholic beverage, invented by two Kettering University students in 2010, and so named because of its resemblance to a Screwdriver. In addition, the caffeine content will perk you up, and you will seem like one of the hosts of the eponymous morning television show. To make a jug of Good Morning America, follow the recipe:

4x 8.4 oz cans Red Bull (or 2x 16.9 oz. cans)
1x 750mL bottle vodka
1x 2 Liter bottle Sunny D (original)

Mix the vodka and Sunny D in a gallon jug, cap, and shake. After that, add the Red Bull. Recipe makes .975 Gallons. Enjoy.

Dude, what's your weapon of choice tonight?

I'm rocking a full gallon of Good Morning America!

Haha, have fun blacking out and fucking a fat chick, even though that shit is super tasty.

by jollyroger1210 December 17, 2010

Anal Mourning

Usually followed by an Anal Morning. It can be described as the state of feeling sorrow in regards to your ass and/or anal cavity.

Robbie - "Wow, what an anal morning"

Jimmy - "How are you not in anal mourning right now?"

by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010

morning glory

An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.

Man waking up with a mysterious erection.

by Jimmy Tinker April 24, 2004

Morning wood

When a guy wakes up with a woody in his pants.(Really hard to get rid of.)

"Giovanni how do you get rid of morning wood."-Enrique
"I look at a picture of your mom..."-Giovanni
"Fuck off."- Enrique
"Let me finish then I jack off, cause your moms a MILF."-Giovanni
"You're a ass."-Enrique

by Ej the prp July 27, 2008

MARNING

A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello", "whats up". It can be used in the marning, afternoon, evening or even late at night. The word originates from a South Indian dialect.

Uncle#1:"Good Marning!"
Uncle#2:"Indeed, it is a good marning!"

by Foundation Fathers August 28, 2006

Morning Star

While "Morning Star" can refer to Satan, it's also the name of a type of spiked mace derived from the Medieval period (and vastly used in RPGs and MMORPGs today). A morning star's like a mace, except that maces only have a blunt, crushing head; while morning stars are the variants that have a sharp cluster of metal spikes to add to the smashing power. Many people confuse these to be maces, whereas maces are only ever *blunt*.

Another common understanding of maces is with regards to the "ball-and-chain", where a morning star's spiked head (sometimes left blunt) is swung around on a chain or rope. These are actually called "flails", not maces.

"Nice mace."
"No, this isn't a mace. It's a Morning Star."

by Alhadis March 29, 2005

morning unconstitutional

Deprivation of the God-given right to unload last night's meal.

I'm feeling bloated today. I started the day off with a morning unconstitutional.

by R.H. January 15, 2008