Space Mormon

slang for a Scientologist

Tom Cruise and his "Space Mormon" goons are passing out free Dianetics tests at the Taco Bell....lets go to Arbys instead.

by the_coyote May 28, 2010

syphilitic moron

A guy who's had a portion of his brain eaten away by cock pus

Why is Al Capone fishing in his own pool... Well he's a syphilitic moron.

by mongrel hoard November 3, 2014

Floyd Morrison

An Absolute Unit. Floyd Morrison is a Carpentry God that works within New England. The man can wipe out any Ply-Wood with one Blow of a 20oz. Estewing Hammer. Floyd also teaches Carpentry, he has Taught many people but Tommy Agnelli is one of the most interesting but that’s a story for another day. Now you may be wondering “How is this guy so great” well here is where things get better, He knows who Joe is, “Joe Who?” “JOE MAMAA!” Not only all that but he is a Certified OSHA instructor also he can look at you and you will disappear into thin air because you broke a safety violation... He’s more powerful than Thanos, Big Chungus, and Shaggy at his full power. The Man is like Thor if you took away the lightning and the Hair, but he is a God though. From personal experience I think he might be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Remember that if you run into this man say Hello because why not.👍

Floyd Morrison is the most Godly human being I’ve ever met and if you testify me you will be banished to the realm of forgotten freshman.

by Mr. Morrison Jr. September 21, 2020

Less Talk More Rokk

The awesomest song on guitar hero 2 and the best song by freezepop! The remixes are totally rad as well.

Someone yells less talk more rokk
almost unironically

by Frogo December 22, 2008

The Captain John Morgan

The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.

Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha

by KilldozerUnited February 5, 2009

JUSTIN TROY MORRISON

WHEN YOUR FRIEND IS ACTING LIKE A GOOFY AHHH INDIVIDUAL

YOUR SUCH A JUSTIN TROY MORRISON!

by GOOFY AHH INDIVIDUAL April 8, 2022

fucking moron

One level of stupidity above a regular moron.
(noun) A very stupid and foolish person.

One who has an IQ score of below 20.
The Secret Service code name for Donald Trump.

Staff member: "Mr Secretary, why are you so mad at President Trump?"
Secretary Rex Tillerson: "Because he's a fucking moron."

by Kylox October 13, 2017