Major Duh Factor

it's when someone comes up an idea that any thinking person would've thought of him/her self a long time ago.

In 2000 Bruce graduated from college. He tried to find work in his field but he wasn't lucky. There was NOTHING out there. He went to a temp agency to find some work but there wasn't much of that around either.

Then 9/11 occured. People everywhere got into a witch hunt frenzy. Then came American Idol to distract the populous. The Iraq war reignited passions again. Then it bogged down into an urban guerilla war like in Somalia and it wasn't as much "fun" for some people. Last year was an election year and candidates and the TV boobs FINALLY recognized that the economy is in a sucky-ass shape and has been for a long time. Is that a major duh factor or what? Bruce wondered what took all these people so long to realize what he noticed 8 years before?

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2009

Drum Major

A man that parades around the beach sporting a parade baton in his speedo swim trunks.

Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton

by Steev3d October 2, 2014

Major

A guy, in the eyes of a teenage girl, who exceeds their expectations and is incredibly, incredibly good-looking and swoonage-worthy.

"Did you see that guy who just walked past?"

"Fricken yes! He was totally major."

by Jeeshi. April 2, 2009

major pucker factor

A major pucker factor is a critical problem that that everybody's ass so tight you couldn't slip in a sheet of paper sideways.

Mark Foley's escapes created a major pucker factor amongst Republicans.

by Mora Hastits December 20, 2006

Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA)

A feeling of pressure from within the testicals, caused by the need to bust a large nut, often due to a bomb ass, a fat pair of tits, or dirty talk.

Jessica gave Matt some Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA) after she flashed her huge perky tits in his face.

by Wheaters July 1, 2008

Major Domage

When a female gives a guy good head. And a lot of it.

Man! Shaniece came over yesterday and we had hours by ourselves. She gave major domage.

by foxy2510 June 13, 2009

Major League Dick

1. One who takes being a total dick to a new level.

2. A way to describe how much a particular situation is unfortunate.

That guy just dude just snatched my two drunk ladies, what a major league dick.

Oh, you are going to fail your biology class? That MLD, bro.

by SolarMoth January 7, 2011