hip-hop-a-llama

A small stuffed hippo in the window of steves car.

Allen was raping the hip-hop-a-llama

by Tiffa October 10, 2003

Baby mama drama llama

When a pregnant irie women gets all twisted in yo grill and spits her unborn fetuses amniotic fluid in your face.

I was walking out of my cosmetology class and a pregnant burnt chick gave me a face full of baby mama drama llama.

by glock ten June 23, 2009

chicken-llama-pig

A Chicken-Llama-Pig is an fictional animal with a chicken's head, a llama's body and a pigs tail and feet. It is also a name you can call a very strange person.

Weird Girl: Hey! Look! A Chicken-Llama-Pig!
Guy: There isn't even one there you freak!
Weird Girl: I know I'm just a weird girl.
Guy: You are a chicken-llama-pig

by llamas in hats June 22, 2009

Cleaving the llama

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.

Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.

by Your Rock God September 25, 2007

Sassy Llama

Another term for a camel but is expressed in such a way that said camel is too sassy for generic term of camel thus being a sassy Llama. The Llama is very much like a camel which was ideal for the term of a sassy llama.

person 1:woah dude! did you see that sassy llama!
person 2: Dude! thats a camel!
person 1: No! its actually Tim from biology class!
person 2: What a sassy Llama...

by sassykitty June 7, 2011

shearing my llama

Shaving your cooter.

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014

dolly llama

An inflatable partner (i.e. a blow-up doll) in the shape of a llama.

"Why is farmer Joe in such a good mood today?"

"He had a date with the dolly llama last night."

"Gross!"

by Funk & Wagnal August 18, 2009