Kite-Flying Parents

Back-to-the-earth parents who would rather their children find creative ways to express themselves than play competitive sports like soccer.

Kite-Flying Parents think that painting the top of an umbrella with festive finger paints or making bird feeders out of pinecones and peanut butter are activities that are better suited for children.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Flying Kites

To get high, generally by the use of marijuana.

Yo wanna fly kites this weekend?
Yeah bro!

Can't believe we are flying kites right now!
Shut up, your ruining the high!

by Derethad June 24, 2010

Kitten

A cute pet-name for a girl, who usually has an amazing personality, and is just the face of everything.

"You know my kitten right? If you don't you should be able to find her real easy."

by Minty Mouse December 13, 2012

Danger Kitten

A stuck up whore who needs to get a new view on the world.

Baron Samedi: Danger Kitten is mad because her boyfriend took her makeup and finger painting supplies

by Antz0r September 30, 2005

kitten killing

euphemism for masturbation

brb, killing some kittens *fapfapfap*

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

killin' a kitten

To masturbate continuasly

matt D. killed 4 kittens in the bathroom

by pookie March 9, 2004

kitten

a girl/woman who is cute, sweet and always 'nice'
anyone found to be a bitch, slag, whore, rude, intrusive, bossy or in anyway negative in a non-constructive way may be stripped of this nick-name

"hey kitten, hows it going?"

by kain abel May 16, 2009