He is a red head goblin that is in love with Maggy.Mcsawin he is a wanna be cowgirl that rides horses like a city boy.He thinks hes a cowboy because of the cowboy hat he got from walmart.He trys to get gains for Maggy.Mcswain but hes still a twig hes been rejected by her like 7 times.He is so sad
by Dumbo1767 March 31, 2022
Get the Luke Hooperr mug.A butthole that likes to torture naive and unknowing teenagers with his face every day. His head cosplays a square and his body is like a rotten pear. His ass covers most of the Australian continent and he is what you call a shit-cunt. He looks like he licks other people's drink bottles. He is also the 9th wonder of the world because there is no hairstyle in this world that makes him look good. He is the kind of person who would wash their hands straight out of the shower. Speaking of showers, I don't think he even takes any. He is like a pedophile but even babies have standards. He is such a basic white bitch that if he was a spice he'd be self-raising flour because his parents never loved him.
by not.in_yourmom February 23, 2023
Get the Mr Hooper mug.An old busted up vehicle that generally doesn’t run, and can be found anywhere in the Southwest. Can sometimes be in tow to Mexico to be chopped or sold.
by CrimTheGrim November 21, 2019
Get the De La Hoopty mug.Man i just had to shoot some hoops cause I was touching cloth I wouldnt go in there for a while the rims a little dirty
by GarethRees November 5, 2006
Get the shoot some hoops mug.An automobile which is most likely older than it's owner, but not old enough to be an eye-catching classic. Sporting a very dull paint job and Psoriasis-like rust spots, do-it-yourself tints with more bubbles than a freshly opened champaign bottle, a fully installed racing drivers seat (with the other seats left stock and most likely broken/torn), 5" plastic (or for more well-off hoopty drivers, aluminium) rims bought at a local Wal-Mart, and a rice-class muffler which belches out a large jet ski like sound, possibly so that the driver can attract the attention of blind chicks who otherwise can't be disguised by the hideousness of this vehicle.
*Hoopty comes fart canning alongside to a chick walking with a blind tapping cane*
Driver: "Hey baby, need a ride?"
Chick: "What kind of car you got?"
Driver: "It's a Ford GT"
Chick: "Really!?"
Chick's friend: "He's lying. It's a 1986 Honda CRX. Let's take the bus instead"
Driver: "Hey baby, need a ride?"
Chick: "What kind of car you got?"
Driver: "It's a Ford GT"
Chick: "Really!?"
Chick's friend: "He's lying. It's a 1986 Honda CRX. Let's take the bus instead"
by The Sub October 27, 2004
Get the hoopty mug.A teenage boy that lives in a first world country and overthinks the problems in his life and thinks he’s the main character; usually a baller and plays 2K and FIFA
John: Bro, my PS5 got delayed a month because of these dropshippers. I hate my life and all my enemies, soon I’ll become better than them and they can admire my sigma greatness.
Dylan: John you’re from the United States with a loving family and your dad makes 200k a year. Quit being such an overthinking hooper.
Dylan: John you’re from the United States with a loving family and your dad makes 200k a year. Quit being such an overthinking hooper.
by bruhhhmyballshurt July 15, 2023
Get the overthinking hooper mug."There is a real place called Hoople, in North Dakota, spiritually not too far removed from the real Deadwood in South Dakota, though the two places are at opposite corners of the states. Hoople, however, is a tiny place even today (population about 300) and can hardly have been significant enough in 1876—even if it existed then—to be the source of a deprecatory comment."
"According to Professor Jonathan Lighter’s Historical Dictionary of American Slang, it probably derives from Major Hoople, who was a character in a once-famous cartoon strip entitled Our Boarding House, which featured the goings-on at Martha Hoople’s rooming establishment. It was written and drawn by Gene Ahern and began to appear in September 1921..."
"...It would not have been possible for Al Swearengen (Deadwood) to have used the word in 1876, 40+ years before Gene Ahern invented the character (Major Hoople) and a hundred years before it was first recorded in print. The producer and head of the scriptwriting team (HBO: Deadwood), David Milch, has been reported as saying in essence that he picked something out of the air to serve as a suitable insult without great concern for its etymology. It seems he must have heard it somewhere and it came conveniently back to mind while writing the scripts. It’s definitely an anachronism."
"According to Professor Jonathan Lighter’s Historical Dictionary of American Slang, it probably derives from Major Hoople, who was a character in a once-famous cartoon strip entitled Our Boarding House, which featured the goings-on at Martha Hoople’s rooming establishment. It was written and drawn by Gene Ahern and began to appear in September 1921..."
"...It would not have been possible for Al Swearengen (Deadwood) to have used the word in 1876, 40+ years before Gene Ahern invented the character (Major Hoople) and a hundred years before it was first recorded in print. The producer and head of the scriptwriting team (HBO: Deadwood), David Milch, has been reported as saying in essence that he picked something out of the air to serve as a suitable insult without great concern for its etymology. It seems he must have heard it somewhere and it came conveniently back to mind while writing the scripts. It’s definitely an anachronism."
"Those damn writers on Deadwood don't research their slang words, but that doesn't stop Grandma from calling everyone a 'hoople head' anyways."
by The Chanel September 16, 2008
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