horseshit

word best screamed as loudly as possible into one's hooded sweatshirt.

Justin: I'm Gay
Jeron: ::::screams into hoodie::::
HORSESHIT!!!!!!

by Jeron November 7, 2003

houses of parliament

where over-payed wankers discuss about what to do when something that wont ever happen happens.

houses of parliament

by henry lole January 27, 2004

completly honest lie

noun; a lie told sounding totally convincing and believable. something big that anyone would think you're telling the truth.

"OMG! I heard you like Bobby. Is it true?" "Pssht like what do you think it was a completly honest lie. duh!"

by xocutiebrixo13 March 5, 2009

Horseshoe Theory

It's called horseshoe theory because all the people at either extreme tend to have been kicked in the head by a horse when they were kids.

Kill all the kulaks! They are a subversive element that is a danger to civilized society!
Kill all the Jews! They are a subversive element that is a danger to civilized society!

-Horseshoe theory in action

by I support whatever is funni November 6, 2022

hold your horses

Well you should. If you don't hold onto your horse while riding it, you'll fall off and end up like Christopher Reeves.

Long story short, hold your horses or else you'll end up like Christopher Reeves

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

Horseshit

A term usually used by hicks or people experienced with the feces of the mamal known as the horse. It's meaning is the same as "bullshit" and used in disbelief of something.

Can we get our money back ?
Thats Horseshit ! Horseshit ! you show no respect for me or my golf course.

by Dude November 13, 2002

honesty box

a reference to a girl's "box" or pussy, usually that of a virgin or any girl that's very prude.

I almost got into Jessica's honesty box last night until she went all prude and said we should only make out.

by cuthbert garrison April 16, 2008