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Me: Man I hate gay people!
Blue Haired Person: You Homophobe Bigot!
(This is a joke do not cancel me liberals)
Blue Haired Person: You Homophobe Bigot!
(This is a joke do not cancel me liberals)
by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) October 6, 2023
Get the Homophobemug. Someone with a justified and well-founded fear of homophones.
Homophones are those words which sound the same but mean something completely different, so that no one has any idea which witch is which. They're harmful. They're subversive. They have no place in our good, respectable community.
Homophones are those words which sound the same but mean something completely different, so that no one has any idea which witch is which. They're harmful. They're subversive. They have no place in our good, respectable community.
I lost a good buddy at the hands of those evil homophones. They mistakenly got into a vehicle with a reckless driver instead of a wreckless driver. They sound the same but the meaning of the words is completely opposite.
That's why I and my redneck, homophobe buddies are going to clean up this community and run all of the homophones out of town. YEE-HAW! I'm gonna put some more notches in my commie ridder!
After all, the consequences of not knowing whether that "fanny pack" or "bum bag" is a "waist bag" or a "waste bag" get really messy and disgusting. We're not having that in this corn patch, no siree Bob.
That's why I and my redneck, homophobe buddies are going to clean up this community and run all of the homophones out of town. YEE-HAW! I'm gonna put some more notches in my commie ridder!
After all, the consequences of not knowing whether that "fanny pack" or "bum bag" is a "waist bag" or a "waste bag" get really messy and disgusting. We're not having that in this corn patch, no siree Bob.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
Get the homophobemug. Typical closeted homosexual that is as afraid of itself and its similar ones as an Apocalypse creed, doesn't know exactly how to behave in such a way that hides it's thing it calls "Illness" but exaggerates violence and hate in such a level that other people that are diplomatic when opposing to LGBTQ stuffership reject the approach towards them of such an engender of the antinature.
A gay youth with a masculine body pose and man-like face sits at a city square bench and suddenly it appears another gay-looking lad, wearing old wasted sports trousers and a white old T-shirt, but he looks like a twink.
Gay One: -Hey how are you bud, what's up? Would you like to drink something and know each other? Friends?
Gay Two: (The homophobe) - What the hell you fucking faggot? You dirty bastard, don't look at me, I don't like faggots, I die for cuntz, go cruising away if you don't want to die! Fuck you!
-Gay One stands up gently and gets closer to the homophobe:- Hey, I said only "Hello, let's have a drink", if I were really going to fuck you, I would have said it clearly—(Grabs the homophobe's T-shirt chest) - I smelt your twinky smell, HYPOCRITE!
Swish punch at the right chest and a Muay Thai pair of elbows hit the forehead and chin of the twink.
Gay One:—You won't even touch a pussy, and be careful because despite there are men that are gay, there exist gays that are MEN!
Gay One: -Hey how are you bud, what's up? Would you like to drink something and know each other? Friends?
Gay Two: (The homophobe) - What the hell you fucking faggot? You dirty bastard, don't look at me, I don't like faggots, I die for cuntz, go cruising away if you don't want to die! Fuck you!
-Gay One stands up gently and gets closer to the homophobe:- Hey, I said only "Hello, let's have a drink", if I were really going to fuck you, I would have said it clearly—(Grabs the homophobe's T-shirt chest) - I smelt your twinky smell, HYPOCRITE!
Swish punch at the right chest and a Muay Thai pair of elbows hit the forehead and chin of the twink.
Gay One:—You won't even touch a pussy, and be careful because despite there are men that are gay, there exist gays that are MEN!
by Teh Wolfboy June 12, 2017
Get the Homophobemug. by Boogereater69 January 8, 2021
Get the Homophobicmug. 
A Homophobe is an ignorant butthole who like to hate on and bully innocent ppl simply for loving the same gender.
Person 1: GAY MEN ARE AGAINST THE BIBLE!
Person 2: stop being a homophobe! You are so rude!
Person 1: Thats so heterophobic!
Person 2: Calling out hate is not rude.
Person 1: But you are gonna destroy marriage!
Person 3: As a bisexual woman, I hate you.
Person 1: Stop being heterophobic!
Person 2: As a lesbian married to the bi woman, I hate you too.
Person 2: stop being a homophobe! You are so rude!
Person 1: Thats so heterophobic!
Person 2: Calling out hate is not rude.
Person 1: But you are gonna destroy marriage!
Person 3: As a bisexual woman, I hate you.
Person 1: Stop being heterophobic!
Person 2: As a lesbian married to the bi woman, I hate you too.
by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft June 17, 2022
Get the Homophobemug. Brad: "Ew, gay people are so weird. Everyone should be homophobic."
Chad: "Hey, dude, wassup?"
Brad: "Holy shit dude, you look... Like... Really good today."
Chad: "Thanks, dude... Have you been working out? Your muscles are so... Defined."
Chad: "Hey, dude, wassup?"
Brad: "Holy shit dude, you look... Like... Really good today."
Chad: "Thanks, dude... Have you been working out? Your muscles are so... Defined."
by Not A Lime October 6, 2025
Get the Homophobicmug.