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Hobo Slide

The act of engaging in anal sex with a dirty stinky homeless bum (with the bum being on the "receiving" end). The "slide" portion of the phrase refers to the lack of need for decent lube, since in all likelihood the hobo hasn't wiped his/her ass in several months. We recommend wearing condoms, since you don't want all that feces to get stuck inside your urethra.

As a special contingency for the distinguished gay man, if your partner has ever "released" on you during anal sex, you could really embarrass the piss out of him with this.

Even more disturbingly, you necrophiliacs out there probably find this very useful (think about it).
Girlfriend/Boyfriend give ya blue balls? No problem! Head out to the park and take the hobo slide!
mugGet the Hobo Slidemug.

FB Hobo

A FB hobo is someone who wanders Facebook all day and all night. This person usually has tons of friends on FB, and will always have someone to chat with.

Unlike tramps, who worked only when they were forced to, and bums, who didn't work at all, hobos were workers who wandered.
Woman #1: Have you talked to Dreena?

Woman #2: No way, she is too busy being a FB hobo.
by tr353r February 5, 2010
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Hobo dirty

When you become so dirty from outdoor activities (i.e. train hopping, camping, sleeping in a dirt lot) that no matter how hard you scrub you just can't get it off and you just have to wait it out. Also includes dirt that can not be removed from under your nails.
"I made Jack take a shower before I would have sex with him, he said he just took a shower, but it turned out he was hobo dirty."
by Anarchaprimitivist July 20, 2012
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hobo luggage

another term for an erect penis. hobos were often depicted as carrying around a stick with a sack tied to the end of it carrying their most valuable belongings; while a boner is a long stick with a sack at the end of it carrying your 'jewels.'
girl: thats alot of hobo luggage, need help carrying it?
me: well, it is weighin' me down; sure, i'll take a hand;)
by lilchris2013 November 21, 2011
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Hobo Shank

The act of using the nail on your thumb that has grown very long as a shank because you don't have a real shanking device.
Peanut: "Hey that asshole over there called us gay."

(Friend walks over there and cusses him out)

Chapulin: "I hear that you were talking shit. Why don't you say that to my face, you pussy ass motherfucker!"

Big L: "What are you talking about? I barely even know you two!"

Chapulin: "Nigga, don't lie to me with your punk-ass self, man, don't make me hobo shank your pussy ass!"
by <XxMetalMonsterxX> December 3, 2009
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Sexy Hobo

A Sexy Hobo is a homeless man who might not have any money, but he can show you a real good time in his box.
I am a ugly virgin so I fucked a Sexy Hobo in his box, but he also got me hooked on crystal meth.
by Mystical_Voodoo November 2, 2020
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Chilly Hobo

The act of inserting both hands inside a women, then rubbing your hands together as if you were a cold homeless person trying to warm up.
I brought a girl home last night and she had me do the “chilly hobo” on her, it was dope.
by Richarazardd July 7, 2022
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