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Pummela Handerson

A nickname given to one's hand when masturbating to make it sound slightly more glorious (i.e. like "Pamela Anderson")
So you went home and scored with Pummela Handerson?
by Spit Blood April 20, 2003
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Hanger

When a chick goes to the bathroom on a night out and leaves toilet paper stuck in her ass/pants so it hangs out the bottom of her dress
Guy 1: Hey, look at that hot chick, I'm getting her number
Guy 2: Wow hold up, look, she's got a hanger, not very classy...
by GiveHerTheWelly August 12, 2012
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clothes hanger

a thing for an abotion
by r3e3e3ee3e3e3 April 30, 2019
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professional meat handler

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.
"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."
by Attica91 September 5, 2008
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No Handed Gerbil Belt

When you tie a belt around your hands and wrap your dick in the middle, then lift your hands to make your dick slap a chicks face.
Person: If you don't shut up I'll go all No handed gerbil belt on your face!
by Ninjafide June 23, 2007
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Clit Hanger

When a guy is hanging out with 5 girls in a room with a bunkbed, and all concerned feel in the mood for some fun, and want an orgy. so as to avoid exclusion, the clit hanger was born. Two girls kneel over on the top bunk, one on the bottom bunk, and the other two lying face up underneath the bunk. the guy then enters the the middle girl with his mister, the two upper girls with his hands - he needs to hold tight tho so he doesnt fall and hurt himself - and into the bottom two with his feet, as though he were putting on slippers. He then must pleasure all five without touching the ground.
Dude i stayed in a hostle over the weekend but the TV broke so we just had a Clit Hanger.
by maxman93 November 4, 2010
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Handkerthief

Someone who has an obsession with handkerchiefs and steals them either from shops or from peoples houses and washing lines
"Greg has so many handkerchiefs - where does he get them from?"
"Beats me - he must be a Handkerthief"
by Hank Achanka June 10, 2008
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