Gooch Monger

Noun

Someone who literally sells gooches. A phrase commonly used to insult someone who deserves more than the common "douche bag" or "asshole"

"Hey Bobby screw you!"
"Bite my ass Jake, you gooch monger."

by Mohawkakon June 3, 2010

gobshite

Someone who follows liverpool fc usually dresses like a complete twat and comes from anywhere but liverpool usually completely clueless about football

Kopites are Gobshites

by Hugo1878 July 25, 2006

Gooch

The crispy sometimes dingle berried area between your penis and anus.

SHIT, i ripped out my gooch climbing over that barbed wire fence.

As sarah was licking jons gooch she accidently downed a dingle berry.

As a Compliment: WOW did you see him win the race? Yea, hes gotta be a gooch monkey.

by EL Goocho July 30, 2008

gooshkenheim

Gooshkenheim-Masterbate
Gooshkenheimer-Masterbater
Gooshkenheiming-Masterbating

"Hey lets go gooshkenheim!"
"Wanna gooshkenheim guys?"
"I just wanna gooshk on her face"

by Robert13 April 12, 2008

Gooshen

That time of the month your wife or significant other has that ooye gooey gooshy creamy ovulation fluid in her panties!

To test if she truly is Gooshen, simply throw her panties on the wall and if it sticks she's ovulating.

Sandra was Gooshen so bad when her panties hit the floor it sounded like a wet rag hitting the shower floor!

by Border_Jumper March 1, 2022

Goochbag

Same as a Douchbag but with your gooch instead

Austin ur goochbag stinks of shit

by A Black Jack October 17, 2008

Gooche letting

The act of cutting your gooche open and letting the blood run into your blood hole.

"yeah, the other night I got bored, so I decided a little gooche letting was in order."

by Bud is good June 3, 2009