by pawntakesknightoff April 13, 2006
Get the white guilt mug.1) Christmas time comes around. You are an Atheist. You wake up on December 25 to presents for you under the tree, and realise what Christmas is all about; The birth of Jesus. You feel guilty that you still get presents on Christmas, though you don't believe in it.
2) Last year, when you were 8 years old, you parents broke it down to you: There is no Santa Clause. It's Chrismas morning today, and you've got lots of presents under the tree! You remember the Christmas custom of Santa Clause and feel guilty that you don't believe in the customs, but you are still getting gifts.
Even worse when you're both of 'em.
2) Last year, when you were 8 years old, you parents broke it down to you: There is no Santa Clause. It's Chrismas morning today, and you've got lots of presents under the tree! You remember the Christmas custom of Santa Clause and feel guilty that you don't believe in the customs, but you are still getting gifts.
Even worse when you're both of 'em.
1) I just decided to become an atheist. It's Christmas morning and I get out of bed to open my presents. I recall the meaning of Christmas and Christmas Guilt sinks into my stomach, and I get a :( face.
2) 12 Years old, I hop out of bed and skip on off to the tree like a faggot. I remember the Christmas custom of Santa Clause, and Christmas Guilt gets me down.
2) 12 Years old, I hop out of bed and skip on off to the tree like a faggot. I remember the Christmas custom of Santa Clause, and Christmas Guilt gets me down.
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A person, typiclly female and jewish, that will nag and make their significant other feel guilty when they attempt to spend time with them.
A Guiltasaurus will often bring other people into the discussion to build their case against the significant other.
A Guiltasaurus will often bring other people into the discussion to build their case against the significant other.
by eresay November 8, 2006
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The guilt you feel for being successful on the backs of African slaves.
While cuckolds will sexualize this sensation by giving up their wives to black guys in order to "even the score" by their humiliation. Watching their white wives have sex with a black guy on their bed will assuage their guilt in two ways.
Hearing their wives orgasm from sex when they've never been able to make them orgasm from sex will make them feel small and therefore assuage their guilt.
Hearing their wives say that sex feels better with the black guy and that she wants to have sex with him instead will make him feel like he's done his part for reparations.
The guilt you feel for being successful on the backs of African slaves.
While cuckolds will sexualize this sensation by giving up their wives to black guys in order to "even the score" by their humiliation. Watching their white wives have sex with a black guy on their bed will assuage their guilt in two ways.
Hearing their wives orgasm from sex when they've never been able to make them orgasm from sex will make them feel small and therefore assuage their guilt.
Hearing their wives say that sex feels better with the black guy and that she wants to have sex with him instead will make him feel like he's done his part for reparations.
White guilt...
"Marc, I had an orgasm from penetration. You've never made me cum like that. I think you might be too small to make me cum."
Or;
"I like having sex with Tyrone more than with you. I cum from sex with him. When you're inside me I don't really feel anything."
"Marc, I had an orgasm from penetration. You've never made me cum like that. I think you might be too small to make me cum."
Or;
"I like having sex with Tyrone more than with you. I cum from sex with him. When you're inside me I don't really feel anything."
by Jacqueline Barrett & Marc Matz February 24, 2023
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to backstab, blackmail, extort.
to backstab, blackmail, extort.
"I know this cell phone was my idea but I can't pay you till next week!, dont you remember that dinner i payed for last week? "
by Evan January 4, 2005
Get the guilt trip mug.I've been feeling the guilt whip cracking since I've started dozing off at work all the time lately.
by bad gramar July 23, 2011
Get the Guilt Whip mug.The feeling you get when you stay up until all hours of the night, whether for work or play, then other people rub it in your face that they got up earlier than you.
"Yeah, I slept until 2pm, I was so tired from being up so late."
"I got up at 5am to go for a run before work"
"Shut up, you're giving me night owl guilt."
"I got up at 5am to go for a run before work"
"Shut up, you're giving me night owl guilt."
by bombck October 17, 2011
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