goldric

a ship between edric blight and hunter aka the golden guard from the owl house. although the characters never met, probably never will, the ship just makes sense. oh and all hot people ship them

Person 1: goldric is my favourite ship from the owl house

Person 2: u're so hot marry me pls

by urmomsgayforme September 5, 2021

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Gollum Cosplay

A disgusting worthless piece of shit rock Gollum is a no-personality creature that derives from the popular battle royale Fortnite. Gollum's typically dont like to speak much and love to self loathe, most Gollum's like to working in the welding and/or construction industry where they like to suck huge massive cocks and swallow disgusting loads.

So how long have you been doing Gollum Cosplay for?

by S&A Organics Co. June 2, 2022

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Golden Phallus Complex

Like King Midas of greek mythology, a person with GPC believes their penis to be magical, witholding the power to turn a queer woman straight through intercourse. A common syndrome among straight cis men who believe lesbians only exist for their enjoyment.

Derived from an addiction to pornography and the inability to believe women can enjoy sex without his mighty member's participation and, therefore, a disease that causes great inconvenience to all sapphics.

Guy: "Hey, you're only a lesbian cuz you haven't had sex with me, I can turn you straight"

Girl: "Wow someone is suffering from The Golden Phallus Complex"

by suamaede4 August 3, 2022

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