Fuck, a nigga really got school tomorrow?

When it Sunday

Friend: bruh tomorrow is Monday
Me: Fuck, a nigga really got school tomorrow?
Friends: ye
Me: bruh

by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019

shut the fuck up you piece of shit

Something you say to filthy casual plebs

Hey Dinger, shut the fuck up you piece of shit

by Mlglmaolmao July 24, 2016

i don't give a flying fuck

Not a single floating fuck was given.

Bitches: OMG... I just uploaded the pic of my lunch on instagram so everyone knows what im eating.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.

by chiet December 11, 2013

Who gives a flying fuck?

The closest one can come to not caring, but still giving enough of a damn to give a flying fuck.

Dude1: Hey let's go fishing!

Dude2: No, I'm not norwegian...

Dude1: Who gives a flying fuck?

by Paffz0r February 18, 2008

Fuck Urban Dictionary

A phrase popularly said when submitting words/phrases to the Urban Dictionary and the asshole cuntfucks of editors don't accept it because they're asshole cuntfucks. This definition probably won't even be accepted by the asshole cuntfucks.

Oh, and fuck you asshole cuntfuck editors.

Jennifer: "Did your word get accepted by the Urban Dictionary asshole cuntfucks?"
Obama: "No. Fuck Urban Dictionary"
Jennifer: "Why?"
Obama: "Because they're asshole cuntfucks."
Jennifer: "Oh, right"

by AfterForever May 5, 2015

I don't fuck with you

Wanting nothing to do with someone, whether as a friend/acquaintance or more. Can be abbreviated as "idfwy" or "idfwu". Gained popularity from Big Sean's song. Not to be confused with the sexual meaning of "fucking someone".

Kacey: Hey why don't we invite Lisa to the party?
Marissa: Hell no. I don't fuck with her, she's annoying

Jason: Hey baby I miss you, let's get back together
Kacey: No thanks, I don't fuck with you

by LeiDomingues July 31, 2016

fuck nigga fee

When you are selling something and only want a certain amount, but added a tax for the purchasers prior bitchassness

"Aye bra u still got them ps for 12 "?

"Yup"
"Cool Fred want one"
"Fred a fucknigga it's 18 for Fred"
Fuck nigga fee

by Fasstliven February 14, 2014