doug fact

1. A fact so random that it sounds completely made up
2. Something that is actually true but sounds like bullshit

(also known as a fact of the day and a drunk fact)

"Doug": "For every hour of sleep, you can stay awake for two hours!"
Person 2: "That's definitely a doug fact."
Person 3: "Yeah, where the fuck did you come up with that?"
"Doug": "I didn't come up with it! It's real!"
Person 2: "Yeah right, you're full of shit."
"Doug": "God, you guys never believe me."

by ojaiojai December 15, 2010

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fact

That which is founded in truth.

Just don't look up my definition of "truth", that's all I ask!

by Killing Kittens June 11, 2004

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Facestalking

Using the website facebook to stalk someone by repeatedly checking thier profile page to see their status, relationship status, pictures and who they have been speaking to. You know you have a serious problem with facestalking when you click on who they have been talking to, only to find that only their friends can view their profile. Obviously you cannot add them as this will become suspicious to the person you are stalking. This leaves you angry that you cannot complete your stalking mission.

Talking on facebook chat
Me: Yo
Dan: Yo, cant really chat, i only logged in quickly to see what becky is upto. She chattin to some guy called shaun but i cant see his profile. ffs this is pissing me off big time.
Me: Dude you need some help with your facestalking problem.

by <<Chris>> February 24, 2009

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facestalking

Using facebook.com to stalk people. Not really stalk, stalk used loosely, as in, to look around at people and browse the site. 'stalking' is used because facebook.com has become increasingly reveiling about people, giving almost anyone the ability to stalk anyone else by just browsing the site.

Me: Hey Jane, whats up?
You: Nothin, just facestalking.

by ofarrell30 March 15, 2007

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