by midnight_memories2536 April 09, 2021
Holding on
For what I know is true…
I always will do…
Even when today…
I think I am completely cuckoo…
What do I know
Versus what my heart wants it to be…
Kinda feeling like a silly stalker at the moment…
All the silly things I did…
Windows
Streets
Mail
Dancing
Swatting
Calls
Texts
All trying to show my love for you…
For what I know is true…
I always will do…
Even when today…
I think I am completely cuckoo…
What do I know
Versus what my heart wants it to be…
Kinda feeling like a silly stalker at the moment…
All the silly things I did…
Windows
Streets
Dancing
Swatting
Calls
Texts
All trying to show my love for you…
What are you talking about…
Comes to mind…
But the post…
Just a coincidence?
Well, this friendly stalker
Loves him…
Always…
With her everything
Comes to mind…
But the post…
Just a coincidence?
Well, this friendly stalker
Loves him…
Always…
With her everything
by 😃 are contagious 😃 September 16, 2024
Blah Blah Make it blue cos why not Blah Blah But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. cos Saad is gay
by HudPilon42069 September 09, 2021
From April 24 to May 24You can grab a girls pussy, boobs, ass,
And girls can grab a guys dick and ass have fun it’s a whole month of grabbing shit
And girls can grab a guys dick and ass have fun it’s a whole month of grabbing shit
by Handle off April 24, 2019
Girlfriend: Let's try something special tonight... *bats eyelashes*
Boyfriend: How about I pork you in the dumper?
Girlfriend: I was thinking something more like vaginal fisting followed by risky breath play.
Boyfriend: Fuck! Everything but the bitch's stink!
Boyfriend: How about I pork you in the dumper?
Girlfriend: I was thinking something more like vaginal fisting followed by risky breath play.
Boyfriend: Fuck! Everything but the bitch's stink!
by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect little girls
But Professor Utonium accidentally
Added an extra ingredient to the concoction--
Chemical X
Thus, The Powerpuff Girls were born
Using their ultra-super powers
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
Have dedicated their lives to fighting crime
And the forces of evil!
To create the perfect little girls
But Professor Utonium accidentally
Added an extra ingredient to the concoction--
Chemical X
Thus, The Powerpuff Girls were born
Using their ultra-super powers
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
Have dedicated their lives to fighting crime
And the forces of evil!
Somedude: What did Prof. Utonium use to make the perfect little girls again?
Someothadude: sugar, spice, and everything nice
Somedude: Thanks bro
Someothadude: sugar, spice, and everything nice
Somedude: Thanks bro
by lolfunni July 20, 2024
the best way to pretend you’re working in class but instead you’re looking up what 40 year olds think slang is (cuss words included(
Me: hey look I found Destroy Dick December on dictionary.com
Friend: how’d you do that we’re on the school’s computer
Me: I’m on dictionary.com everything after z where all the cool things are
Friend: woah big brain
Friend: how’d you do that we’re on the school’s computer
Me: I’m on dictionary.com everything after z where all the cool things are
Friend: woah big brain
by epic senpai November 12, 2019