EvelynSarahNoble

EvelynSarahNoble;
Evie for short;
A Beautiful woman, one who deserves to be happy 24/7;
The kind of girl that will put a smile on a your face, a girl who is always full of life;
You'll know when you see an "Evie" beacuse no matter what sex or sexuality you are, you're breath will be takin away by her beauty.

I just saw EvelynSarahNoble now i can't breath cause her beauty took my breath away!

by MH121 May 7, 2009

Everybody wants me Joe

This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."

Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"

(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)

Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."

Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)

(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)

Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'

by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009

everyone on the internet

Either creeps or illiterates, usually both.

Everyone on the internet duz not no how 2 spell.

by Name removed by the NSA December 19, 2013

Everyone

All people including you! You're spending time on Urban Dictionary when you have papers to file or burgers to flip or algebra 1 homework to finish so you can pass eleventh grade

everyone is all people bruh ur dumb if you think it's less than all.

by PewPew gun February 17, 2020

doorknob-everybody-has-a-turn

A term usually use to describe an overly friendly female in some cases male.This person requires little effort to fuck. Usually the word hello starts the grind session

John: Eric, saw you dancing with Star Jones last night at the club.
Eric: Yes, and after that she put on a private dance for me at my place.
John: Man, I swear that girl is like a doorknob-everybody-has-a-turn.

by atisha v. January 16, 2008

willy wonkas everlasting knob gobbler

a candy coated, tenacious cock sucker

dude, look at the throat on that willy wonkas everlasting knob gobbler I hope she sucks me next.

by Willys mama September 27, 2011

A chicken for every pot to piss in

Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").

In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 15, 2013