by BigDickGiles [TeamElliot] June 18, 2017
by FriedFries January 26, 2019
by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWHYZ May 29, 2022
The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.
Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!
by gelatin.skelet0n January 10, 2019
A huge boner.
by TheChinita November 16, 2018
When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.
Often proceeding the words “well technically”.
Often proceeding the words “well technically”.
John: Dave, how was your first date?
Dave: it was fucking gold, we were having hot steamy sex and she gave me the erect snowballs!
Dave: it was fucking gold, we were having hot steamy sex and she gave me the erect snowballs!
by Petergrabbonmynuts November 01, 2021