dutch bucket

Two individuals laying on thier side rubbing thier bare butts together, while a third, naked and sandwiched in-between, twirls in place

Kind of makes you giggle, like a dutch bucket.

by pdxmatt September 12, 2008

Dutch Windmill

A sexual act in which you attach gloves onto each arm of a windmill at a miniputt course, and let the gloves slap your ass as you jerk off.

I heard Zylus can't go to the miniputt course anymore after he got caught giving himself a Dutch Windmill

by Maide January 18, 2012

Dutch Sauna

An advancement of the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Sauna starts with either a sauna or a hot shower, or some kind of steamy room. Then, you fart, piff, rip-ass, blow a fatty, or even shit while in the room. The result will be a warm sticky sensation all around you and a more potent fart. This will last for significantly longer than your average fart. It may linger in that room for days at a time depending on how long the steam is kept up. Enjoy.

While my brother was in the shower, I ran into the bathroom and gave him a Dutch Sauna and he screamed.

by Edbu September 15, 2008

dutch joint

a marijuana joint smoked mostly by europeans that uses two rolling papers and the tobacco from a cigarette. the tobacco allows it to burn for longer and, if you don't normally smoke cigarettes, it gives you an extra good buzz.

"that dutch joint burned forever"

by rachel April 12, 2004

Dutch Butt Disease

Insensitive Michigan slang for a genetic disposition of women with ancestors from the Netherlands towards posterior adiposity (a fat ass).

Yikes, They better start crop-dusting for Dutch Butt Disease or there won't be any seats left on the buses.

by Mitch Gander January 19, 2005

Dutch Steamboat

During anal sex:

shouts right-wing propaganda
despite libertarian values

(Reverse Dutch Steamboat:
shouts left-wing propaganda
despite wingnut values)

In an open letter, the girlfriends of more than 40 priests have called for a relaxation of the church's stance on celibacy to allow a limited range of sexual practices, including the reverse Dutch Steamboat, the Stockholm Slip'n'Slide and the Sorcerer's Apprentice.

by st_augustine May 29, 2010

Dutch Rudder

When a man masturbates, and another person grabs his arm and makes him do the motion. It's sort of like a cross between masturbation and a handjob. He is still holding on, but the other person is still moving your arm.

She gave him a dutch rudder last night.

by Some Crate May 18, 2006