After picking up a chubby cowgirl at a country bar and shagging her ass all night at her place, you slap on your Stetson, cop a squat and pinch a morning turd in her cowboy boot and skip out the house saying “Adios Pilgram.”
I went back to Wanda’s house last night after the bar closed and before I left this morning I gave her the ol’ dirty Duke. She gonna be surprised when she puts that boot on.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
Get the Ol’ Dirty Duke mug.fecal matter derived from a human anus a.k.a. shit,crap,poop,poo,doo,deuce. Often shortened to "Wellington"
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by Neil Martin May 13, 2005
Get the dukee mug.A dirty duke is a guy who is pretty much a piece of shit ... He will screw anything that walks... He is insecure and needs to be praised by low life's ... He's the size of a turd but most likely on steriods so a turd with muscles to be exact ... Stay away if you ever run into a dirty duke bec you will stink like shit for a while
by Dream girl January 2, 2014
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by Anonymau5ee January 3, 2011
Get the Duke mug.(verb) to completely ignore people's IM's and make up bs stories the next day when inquired. People are especially duked when the person is:
1. doing acadec work
2. catching 'em all.
3. staring at his physics book with passion
4. frustrated from not being able to catch magikarp
5. reading the latest reviews on the newest pokemon game
6. memorizing all 151 original pokemon names
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1. doing acadec work
2. catching 'em all.
3. staring at his physics book with passion
4. frustrated from not being able to catch magikarp
5. reading the latest reviews on the newest pokemon game
6. memorizing all 151 original pokemon names
cool duck
victim of duke-hey, why didn't you respond to my IMs last night?
duke-r-oh, uh, I was afk catching charmander.
victim-you already caught him on Diamond, dude
duke-r-yeah, but not on Fire Red....
duke-r-oh, uh, I was afk catching charmander.
victim-you already caught him on Diamond, dude
duke-r-yeah, but not on Fire Red....
by number1coolduckfan May 11, 2010
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