Death Jogger

Someone who jogs so much they lose so much weight they start to look like a corpse.

"I thought that was a zombie on the side of the road but, it was only a Death Jogger."

by AndrewSohma April 18, 2009

DeathCharger

A word used in a court of law to denounce heterosexuality.

Deathcharger is seen in many homosexual and prison circles as an unprotected "hardcore" sexual act between multiple men, shaved barnyard animals and electrical tape. Not to be confused with the "Don Johnson".

Kerry: " Dude, that Deathcharger party last night broke my asshole."
Terry: " I told you not to put that park bench in your own ass, you should have just watched Buffy with me. "
Kerry: " I know, I just can't get enough of that Viking Deathcharger stretching technique."
Terry: " You wont shit good for a month."

by CheeseDumps January 20, 2011

Deathbed starfucker

Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)

That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker

by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012

Deadphone

A person whose phone battery is always low or empty, despite any proximity to a charging cable.

I can never get ahold of Miranda, she's such a deadphone!

by McKnowin July 29, 2015

Death Star shot

Half Jameson and half Jeager . This is fully operational and can be deadly

Those Death Star shots were deadly last night at the bar .

by Snoop Legend May 30, 2016

death chaser

Is usaully a attention seeking man that that thinks he is awsome and can cheat death by performing piss weak stunts

Hey brodie, did you see that guy speeding on his harley thinking he is bad ass... what a death chaser

by Melbourne man December 12, 2016

Death to Income Ratio

The relative rating between a person's likely years left before dying and their annual income or networth.

My nana is dating again and she's getting pretty serious with this guy Sol. The nursing home gave him an 'A' rating for his Death to Income Ratio.

by L-Dub Elie April 11, 2017