teflon dump

When you take a dump but your anus stays clean so you don't have to wipe your ass more than once.
Extremely satisfying.

#1: Wow, you're back fast! Thought you was gonna take a dump?

#2: Sure did - got a lucky teflon dump!

teflon dump by Poldi January 19, 2010

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dump.com

Best fucking porn site. Period.

Guy1: Dude you gotta chaeck out dump.com, its the fukcing best!

Guy2- I'd rather not, it sounds goddamn disgusting.

next day

Guy2- Dude...

Guy1: What?

Guy2- I fucking love you.

dump.com by Cardboard_RocknRolla March 27, 2009

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Phantom Dump

When your defecation conceals itself in the drain of the toilet prior to being flushed.

Man 1: AHHHHHHH!

Man 2: What is it friendo?

Man 1: I just took the biggest dump but it's nowhere to be found!

Man 2: Dude...I think you've been the victim of a Phantom Dump.

Phantom Dump by Weaton Leemour January 14, 2009

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ipod dump

the act of transferring a large number of cds to your computer to be downloaded to your ipod. an ipod dump is more or less an often uninterrupted marathon cd transferring session, often b/c the cds are borrowed from others, kind of a hit and run swipe of a friend's entire collection that's gotta be returned soon, hence the necessity of a marathon.

yo dude, can i steal all your cds this weekend for a massive ipod dump?

ipod dump by pepperg September 13, 2006