by glenn smith July 25, 2003
Get the desert weagle mug.The sampling of desserts that usually takes place at a Buffett setting involving two or more people with exceptional taste buds. Numerous desserts are sampled and rated by flavor, texture, and color. The desserts are placed in order of best to worst, the best two are usually consumed while the others are generally discarded.
by Interdimp July 31, 2015
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The act of using your own cum to stick breadcrumbs (or sand) to your dick (via rolling) Then proceeding to slap the girl that made you cum (or another girl if preferred) across the face until it grows red or begins to chafe.
"Dude I just gave this girl a desert slappy"
"Man are u high?! Wat the hell is that?"
"It's like a chicken cutlet only you slap her across the face man"
"Ouch bro thats gotta hurt."
"Yea man, her face was redder than when I backhanded her"
"Man are u high?! Wat the hell is that?"
"It's like a chicken cutlet only you slap her across the face man"
"Ouch bro thats gotta hurt."
"Yea man, her face was redder than when I backhanded her"
by king_of_nothing April 29, 2009
Get the desert slappy mug.A penis that has not been used for sex or masturbation or touched by anybody else for a period of time.
A penis that's not been touched by anybody but the person himself in a non sexual way is "Desert Penis".
by pgdragon September 16, 2013
Get the desert penis mug.When you have been working on your dissertation for a a long time (subject to your own interpretation of a long time) and you start to forget random but important information.
Today , I forgot what year it was. I swore it was 2015 and an hour into working and dating everything 2015, I realized it was actually 2016. That is when I realized that I had dissertation brain. #dissertationbrain
by allaboutthatgradlife May 23, 2016
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an adjective typically used to describe a good dick sucking, usually refers to a really good one
it doesn't always have to mean a good thing, you can also use it when your friend says something stupid
an adjective typically used to describe a good dick sucking, usually refers to a really good one
it doesn't always have to mean a good thing, you can also use it when your friend says something stupid
by bonedrysucker69 December 5, 2016
Get the desert bone dry mug.After you had a big night out and no sleep and hungover as hell, you may get desert fever. Symptoms include: complete lack of motivation; laughing for long periods at small things; swearing; trouble controlling the volume of your voice; tremmors; incoherent sentences; not finishing sentences; may have bruises and/or cuts. Best experienced with fellow sufferers.
fuck im fucken fucked, i need to go to the thing to get the shit cos its all over the carpet. yeah the stuff u know..... desert fever...what a cunt
by buggleberry March 28, 2008
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