Chronic Stalling Disease

an unfortunate illness affecting people who cannot seem to move in a timely fashion. Somene who has trouble keeping plans or being on time on a regular (ie chronic) basis. Generally unaware of their condition those affected may go on for years making people around them wait endlessly. no cure known..

person 1: "man we've been waiting for AN HOUR ?!?!I thought we told him 8 oclock?"
person 2: " i know but its not a surprise he has chronic stalling disease, we could be waiting forever"

by tctk91811 September 3, 2011

chronic liker

One who likes anything and everything on facebook, essentially going down the newsfeed and 'liking' every fucking thing. At a certain point, if you like everything, do you really like anything?

I know, Daryl's a serious chronic liker. He liked every photo I was ever tagged in yesterday. Plus he liked all of Jamie's statuses from the past year.

by turtal January 29, 2014

Chronic

Chronic (Noun): In Hawaii, chronic can also mean someone who is a meth or crack head. Less commonly, it is used to describe someone who smokes a lot of weed.

“How’s that chronic? Singing “Aloha Kakahiaka” in front of the 7-11...”

by Hairy.Eteh June 14, 2019

Chronikos

1. A very good friend of mine who originates from Brazil. Very good at video games in general, though may get angry very easily.
2. A man with a disproportionate dick, being around 1 inch in length but his girth being unaffected. Some say it would retract back in if you were to use steroids. These people are also quite strong and muscular.

1. "Wassup Chronikos, wanna hop on Dummies Vs Noobs?"
"I HAVE A 20 INCH COCK. GORILLA COCK SUPPLEMENTS."
"Is that a yes?"
"FUCK YOU"
2. "Dude...that guy is such a Chronikos!"
"I know, I've heard his steroid usage gave him an inside chode!"
"Isn't that just a wide-ass vagina?"
"Probably."

by bacon_creator July 12, 2023

CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)

CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder) is a brain condition that a person becomes heterosexual, liking the opposite gender. There is no cure.

Did you hear that Chad got CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)?
Yeah, it's awful.

by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 24, 2020

chronic masturbation

Weed Induced Masturbation.

Toke up, get horny. CHRONIC MASTURBATION INITIATED

by DonaldDuck9 February 12, 2010

chronic

High quality marijuana which is then tossed with keif. The result being marijuana which is very sticky when touched as well as having a great abundance of crystals. Commonly after the process of coating it with keif is completed it then is sprayed with RC cola that has been allowed to sit until flat. This causes the crystals to dissolve into the marijuana buds as well as adding a slight flavoring. This process although helpful (as fewer crystals will be lost when you touch it) is not necessary to produce Chronic.

a common misconception is that Chronic is marijuana with cocaine sprinkled on it. Cocaine trading on the streets for 100 dollars a gram for 30% pure cocaine is unlikely to be used on marijuana. When Marijuana and cocaine are induced at the same time the feeling brought about by the marijuana is over powered by that of the cocaine. Further cocaine can not be properly ingested by many of the ways that marijuana is (I.E. a water bong ). for these reasons although possible it makes the thought of ingesting cocaine through marijuana a silly one and at the very least an over priced way of ingesting it.

Roll up that chronic and lets breeze homie.

by Luke December 28, 2005