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guatemalan crotch cricket

Crabs that live in the area between the anus and genitals, leaving sores that whistle when you walk.
Did you hear her walking past? Sounded like she had a whole family of Guatemalan crotch crickets between those legs.
by michael falls December 18, 2008
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Carnivorous Crotch Crickets

Another way of saying pubic lice, or "crabs".

However the phrase is typically used to describe a promiscuous person that is highly likely to contract a Sexually Transmitted Disease.
Dude, Mary's been with so many guys she probably has carnivorous crotch crickets!
by TheSaint1984 June 23, 2011
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SABERTOOTH CROTCH CRICKETS

An STD contracted from women origionating from Bithlo, FL , who works on Oranage Blossom Trail.
I got these sabertooth crotch crickets from this ho down on OBT.
by Booby Bootlier November 29, 2007
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Mississippi Mud Cricket

Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs
"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."
by Johnny Walker 777 January 11, 2022
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Mud Cricket

A ride or die female that loves to hit the trails with her man on a bad ass mud bike, side by side or pick up truck.
All I need in the trails with me is me and my mud cricket.
by Brute Boat March 20, 2021
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