guatemalan crotch cricket

Crabs that live in the area between the anus and genitals, leaving sores that whistle when you walk.
Did you hear her walking past? Sounded like she had a whole family of Guatemalan crotch crickets between those legs.
by michael falls December 11, 2008
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cricket bat man

is that a cricket bat man
by guggfyeydye November 29, 2021
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Carnivorous Crotch Crickets

Another way of saying pubic lice, or "crabs".

However the phrase is typically used to describe a promiscuous person that is highly likely to contract a Sexually Transmitted Disease.
Dude, Mary's been with so many guys she probably has carnivorous crotch crickets!
by TheSaint1984 June 24, 2011
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Mud Cricket

A ride or die female that loves to hit the trails with her man on a bad ass mud bike, side by side or pick up truck.
All I need in the trails with me is me and my mud cricket.
by Brute Boat March 20, 2021
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um...cricket?

A saying that alludes to the point in a conversation where speaking ends and awkwardness follows.
"I went to the porn shop the other day to get a new vibrator" (awkward silence) "um...cricket?"
by Michelle89 June 13, 2008
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SABERTOOTH CROTCH CRICKETS

An STD contracted from women origionating from Bithlo, FL , who works on Oranage Blossom Trail.
I got these sabertooth crotch crickets from this ho down on OBT.
by Booby Bootlier November 07, 2007
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