not allowed credit

answering prank phone calls, thought you paid your phone bill (wasn't it prepaid, think so ya), hit your head very hard, can't understand where a 20 dollar bill is coming from in the mail, got in a accident and went to a hospital, bill not there when you get home, can't call Att&t to ask about it, don't know the account number, 8 years later not allowed credit.

I'm not allowed credit in the US from working my ass of since I was 13 exceeding goals and USA wants me to die so they think...

I'm not allowed credit.. I come from a family of royals and people that fought in wars, presidentail blood line.... Yep, USA.. Not allowed credit... not allowed to live.. USA, AFRiCANS

by Airabeara February 20, 2011

Brixton credit card

A snapback cap.
Its chav authorization to overthrow blocks in the street.. Brixton in London is super rough.

Ay Stab, i like the cut of your jib man,

Fonky to the bone!

Ay is that Brixton credit card new? Slick man!

by Step lupid April 14, 2024

credit card with no limits

It’s just a dream, get over it, u see It on tv, this thing don’t exist..

Julia: Heyyyy! I got a limitless credit card
Me: credit card with no limits don’t exist mi gurl :( get over it, ur not cool, it’s really not that deep.

by M0thyzxx x3 🍓🐾🌺 July 1, 2022

credits

The list of all the people involved in the making of a movie, usually shown at the end of the film, acknowledging their contributions from actors to crew members.

I always stay through the credits to see if there's a post-credits scene and to appreciate everyone who worked on the film.

by Emotional Cruiser August 4, 2025

revolving credit

The "extra chance" or "new lease on life" that you get each time the revolver clicks harmlessly on an empty chamber when playing Russian roulette.

Revolving credit only works for so long, and then you eventually get hit by the door on your way through --- that really happened, y' know --- a revolving door actually "pancaked" and smashed someone between the shattered glass panels! You can look up "Freak Accident With Glass Revolving Door" on YouTube.

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

Credit Card

A type of sexual foreplay that requires one person to rub the slit on the back of the other person's penis tip with their finger. Most of the time, it makes the penis erect faster than usual. If the person receiving the Credit Card is uncircumcised, the foreskin may pull itself under the tip, but it can be put back with your fingers if it's slippery enough under the foreskin.

"Yo dude, Sally just gave me the best Credit Card yesterday, it felt like I would splooge any moment!"
"How's your foreskin, brah?"
"Shaddap, Zach-"

by some dummass March 6, 2023

Credit Hound

Someone who, like a fiend for drugs, craves credit for like a wild honey badger craves honey. Sneaky, conniving, and duplicitous one should do all they can do to avoid their credit thieving ways.

"Yo Mike W.. I saw this great movie I think you would like called 'Citizen Kane'. Want to watch it together " - Bob C.
"Nah Homie, I saw it back in 1939 way before it hit theaters. Told everyone it was going to be pretty tight too." Mike w.
"Mike you are 34 years old, it is 2019 and the movie came out in 1941. You are such a CREDIT HOUND!" Bob C.
"Tough cookies. Can't help it if I have great taste." Mike W.

by Big Gay Tony November 29, 2019