Could

I COULD target Jews and I could NOT target Jews. I said black people would be more accessible based on where I live but also I probably see more white kids than anything. Or Hispanic kids. I could do them instead.

Hym "I COULD do anything but the REASON I would do anything is that I'M NOT GETTING THE CREDIT OR THE MONEY I DESERVE FOR LITERALLY CREATING AI JUST THERE. You tried to 'stop' me and I told you not do to do it because 'it would be like trying to stop the wind with your bare hands.' Those were my exact words. You are the problem here and I am the solution. You want that dynamic. You chose to be that and now you are trying to scapegoat me after doing the thing I told you not do to."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

could nibble an angelicat

same as could eat a horse, but less so

mostly by men

so hungry I could nibble an angelicat

by michaelwoof January 4, 2026

I could be about that

a paul lougee-ism, not fully committing to a proposed idea but not fully excluding yourself from a proposed idea

do you wanna go get ice cream?

yeah i could be about that

by shknowlesy November 26, 2010

Legs Could Be Flashlights

When legs are so pale/white they still light up in the darkness or early morning.

Random guy at gas station to total stranger: "Dang mama your legs could be flashlights."

by FlashlightLegs March 9, 2018

you could get cuffed

You could get cuffed

You could get cuffed

by You could get cuffed June 8, 2018

You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

still.....could be worst

a phase from British tv show When something bad happen to you, but someone is way more worse than you get.

Jeremy:I brought this mercedes that have some one‘s public hair on it, but still.....could be worst
Hammond:I can’t believe that someone has been murdered in this car.

by Müthelm März February 15, 2019