swedish cocktail

prying someone's mouth open with a piece of wood and taking a shit in it. It's what the Swedes did to their enemies (whoever they were) during the 30 years war.

Would you like a Swedish cocktail?
No!
Open up!

by flamingo April 22, 2005

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molotav cocktail

All the fun you need in a bottle.
How to make
1)Get an old bottle and fill it halfway with flamable liquid
2)Soak an old rag in oil
3)Insert the rah into the bottle
4)light the end of the rag with a stylish lighter
5)Throw the bottle at a passing emo who looks sad
6)run like f**k and hope the police don't cacth you

Hey, there's an emo! Get the molotav cocktails brewing, Herb!

by Legend Boy July 20, 2006

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Cocktoberfest

Cocktoberfest is the entire month of October when a guy who is observing it jacks off and cums as many times as possible.

I jacked off 125 times for Cocktoberfest!

by USAF Cadet November 20, 2020

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Cum cocktail

A moderate to advanced sexual act whereby the male cums in the female's mouth, adds tequila, salt and lemon juice to the mix, then bangs the female's head on the bar, after which she swallows. The male may exclaim "Salud!" or something similarly irate, however this is not mandatory.

Girl 1: "C'mon, let's, like, hit the club."
Girl 2: "Yeah, let's. But take it easy with the cum cocktails this time, alright? You may need those braincells later on in life."

by Ariekanibalie June 24, 2009

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