comalapas

What happens when you fly into El Salvador and subsequently end up emptying your guts in the closest receptacle for any number of days while never being allowed the ability to trust a fart.

Bro, where is Dave man? I haven't seen him for days?

Oh shit dude, you didn't know? Dave got those comalapas

by BigDeckDan November 26, 2016

coffafied

The euphoric state of of ingesting large amounts of highly caffeinated coffee

After finishing her 3 rd pot of coffee she felt coffafied and proceeeded to trim her grass with scissors

by Danadane82 June 27, 2017

Coma Blanket

A large blanket that covers one's body like it's being soul fucked by a cloud. Usually arm-knitted by a dude named Steve, the Coma Blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. Like the drug Heroin, once you experience the Coma Blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. You don't really need a house.....

I was going to adult today, but .....Coma Blanket.

by Jessmeow January 27, 2018

Colfax Hot

1. A woman that is of low quality but still attractive enough to engage in sexual activity with.

2. A semi-attractive woman that looks like a drug addict, prostitute or both; but might not be. And you'd still wanna smash.
3. See Skanky-Hot

Dude 1: Did you see that chick with her tits hangin out at Wal-Mart? I'd hit it but I don't know..
Dude 2: I'd smash that bitch, she kinda nasty but she's Colfax Hot at least.

by Jimmy TwoDicks420 July 16, 2018

Camfauxdians

Fake Cambodians.

Look at all those Hmong Camfauxdians pretending to be Cambodian when they're actually Viets.
Bunch of chumps representing Angkor when they're really from Hanoi.

by Noir June 22, 2019

CoMaCose

When you go home after a week of working at the manufacturing plant and pass out for the whole weekend because life is meaningless and nothing matters.

I've been working overtime at Cox Manufacturing, this weekend I went full CoMaCose.

by kamakazy13 July 24, 2020

colfax california

Small little drinking town with a railroad problem

Wanna grab a drink? Let's go to Colfax California! More bars than restaurants!

by LlamaMama09 October 13, 2020