Columbia

A planned community in central Maryland. The vision of James Rouse in the 1960's.

Not a town, not a city, but huge and threatening to take over surrounding areas like Scaggsville and Clarksville, Columbia is also notorious for many nursing homes and being "Suburban Nation".

"Dude, there's nothing to do in Columbia after 9. The only 24/7 place is the 7-11."

by Columbian April 23, 2005

Columbine Massacre

Best senior prank of all time.

Person 1: Ayo remember the Columbine Massacre.

Person 2: Hell yea, god damn best prank ever

by BoiDafaqqq April 21, 2017

Clumpkin

The act of giving a female cunnilingus whilst she defecates.

"I was givin mah hoe a clumpkin, I didn't even wanna come up for air!"

"My baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn."

"I had to spit out my gum when she said it was 'clumpkin time!'"

"Even though she farted when I was giving her a clumpkin, I ate that shit like pork-fried rice."

by Katie MacphArson January 17, 2009

Clumpy

Used to describe someone who fat, but not really round. The fat clumps in different places, making him or her look lumpy or made out of play-doh.

"Dude, did you see that hambeast walk by? It was one clumpy motherfucker."

by zipzapzookie August 3, 2008

Columbian Highway

the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of a man's penis

"That bitch just gave me a Columbian highway!" or "Have you ever had a Columbian highway?"

by Dr.Mushroom December 27, 2008

columbian bull frog

the act of stomping on one's testicles with golf, football, or baseball cleets while the said person is lying on the ground, perferably cement.

while john was lying on cement, ben stomped on his testicles with his baseball cleets inducing a columbian bull frog

by kanyewasright June 15, 2010

Columbian Margarita

The act of "sprinkling" cocaine around the anal sphincter prior to giving the subject a "rim job". The cocaine represents the salt of a Margarita Rimmer.

Remember the disco days? I sure had my share of Columbian Margaritas

by PB3P0 August 29, 2010