Chumping

When someone overreacts, they are chumping

Tammy- Can you please get the phone
Hogan- You get the damn phone you bitch!
Tammy- Stop chumping!

by HuhgyBob July 6, 2011

chump

Fibulator

3 humps... wow!!!!

*zing*

"Fibulator is such a three pump chump !"

by Owned April 7, 2005

Chumpkins

A combination of a munchkin and a chump. One who always says "I will do it later". They contribute nothing to society. They are often seen lounging on a couch or bean bag with a bag of Cheetos. His goal in life is to drop out of school and smoke pot all day, although this is just a "threat" as he is too much of a pussy to actually do it. He also has his own language called "chumpkinese" which may sound similar to jibberish. Think "Don Vito"esqe.

Beware of the Chumpkins

by Scrotal July 27, 2010

chump change

A derogative term that is used to refer to someone (nearly always white) who is always getting schooled at one on one basketball. The term is always used in a derogative way.

Baller: c'mon chump change...forget your game?
Chump Change: huh?
*shoots...scores
Baller: Count it, chump change
Chump Change: Damn...stop calling me that, G
Baller: Nigga Please! You got NO UPS!

by Bert Bert August 15, 2005

chumpelstilts

a variation on the word chump. replacing the "rumpel" in rumpelstilts to produce chumpelstilts.

dood, you freakin' chumpelstilts...

by doodxor July 20, 2003

chump champ

An ugly guy who only gets girls through his high financial status in life.

1. Why is that hot ass girl all over you? You got a fat face and you ugly. And dumb too.

2. I bought her a new car thats when she told me she loved me.

1. what a chump champ.

1. <broke but cockblocks him and drives off in the car he just bought for hot girl>

by homelesspimp January 9, 2010

chump daddy

Just your typical LA dodger hat wearing chump who thinks he's the big man.

"You hear Chump Daddy got barred out last night and was breaking beer bottles in his OWN house??"
"Typical."

"Hey chump daddy when was the last time you took a shower?"
"About a week ago."

by Jabroni Inc. October 2, 2017