Charmuta

The ugliest bitch in highschool who will fuck your life up

that charmuta is always stalking me!

by WhoOfYallWannaTossMahSalad January 8, 2019

Mr. Potato Charming

A mythical hybrid man that is a cross between Prince Charming and Mr. Potato Head. Women want the prince charming that is 100% perfect, but then also need a man that will be able to change to suit their whims at any given moment.

Quote by Chris Rock -

You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can f@&k a woman with a diamond d#^k and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond d#^k is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so f@&king cheap."

"She is looking for Mr. Potato Charming"

by Sundevilsoul April 10, 2010

Snake charmer

Playing music until a penis is erect

I was a snake charmer with my man when we were hooking up

by Tkmgk September 6, 2014

third times the charm

Something you should never say to Germany.

Seriously, dont tell him that third times the charm.

by buddy retard July 5, 2020

charmap

Nifty windows mini-application for getting strange characters like ß , ÿ , ۞ , Þ, × , ◙, õ etc.

All the funny, wacky, abstruse, and scientific symbols are in the charmap. That's just my two¢

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

Charmin Ultra Soft

Super soft. Nothing in the world could be softer. Often easily broken under pressure and is just naturally broken, often without any cause at all.

Omar: That Thomas guy is soooo soft
Hallouda: hes more than soft.... he's Charmin Ultra Soft

by primetime1991 October 4, 2010

Charm City Circulator

A sexual act in which the insertive partner stands and the receptive partner is strapped to a wheel of death. As the receptive partner spins around, his or her mouth comes in contact with the insertive partner's genitalia and oral sex is performed, albeit intermittently.

Didjya hear she gave Poe a Charm City Circulator last night? She was so dizzy from spinning she passed out!

by AddyDemTaps August 22, 2012