Nerd Channel

An all-inclusive noun describing any one of a variety of television channels whose genre(s) are typically geared toward intellectual stimulation. Programming on these stations is aimed at the post-adolescent through adult viewer demographic. Shows consist of a variety of topics along a wide range that includes:
how-to shows (gourmet cooking, auto/home repair)
documentaries (history, science, nature, conspiracy)
investigative reporting (crime, psychology, alien abduction)
extreme science (surgery, cryptozoology)

Primary nerd channels include:
History Channel
Discovery Channel
NATGEO
NASA-TV
MiND Television
most PBS affiliates
and some local-access channels

geek: television sucks any more -everything has become 'reality' shows
dweeb: I know, I don't even turn it on any more -except to watch the nerd channel.

by levex April 7, 2010

Turd Channel

The Poop Chute, the Hershey Highway, aka Asshole.

Last night Diane let me stick my tube steak straight up her Turd Channel.

by iliketigobittys March 13, 2011

channy

a replacement of the word "chance", only used in the phrase "no channy"

theres no channy of catching him.

by hdoglitherland February 20, 2007

Disney Channel

Disney Channel is a 24-hour general entertainment television network in the United States that taps into the world of children through original series and movies, plus contemporary acquired programming. It is marketed to mostly young children. Currently available on basic cable and satellite, Disney Channel is part of Disney-ABC Cable Networks Group, a division of The Walt Disney Company. The network is based in Burbank, California, a short distance from Disney's headquarters. Disney Channel is slated to begin broadcasting in High-definition starting in early 2008.

Girl 1: "Do you like Disney Channel??"
Girl 2: "Yes the shows r great & positive."
Girl 1: "Kewl, me too"

by Mia B. June 12, 2007

cringe channel

Cringe Channel is a website that gathers the scummiest softcore content from around the internet, and uses it as a source of entertainment. It has an active website at www.cringechannel.com that features daily cringe content ranging from aspiring rapists to feminazis. Users comment and rate each piece of cringe, and sometimes share some of their own cringe! Though often accused of bullying bronies and furries, it does not actually center its content around those two. The community on it is surprisingly nice and highly tolerant of new members. Admittedly, not all the content is genuine.

Guy 1: Hey, have you seen that post where that total creep went on Yahoo ask for advice on how to molest a girl?
Guy 2: No! What the fuck?!
Guy 1: You can see it on cringe channel!!!
Guy 2: Nah, I'm too lazy to google it.

by Liberal Lady Ann June 7, 2016

charney fart

really stinking ass!! when the charney family farts!

OMG! Jackie!! that was a major charney fart!

by Kit Kat Katie A September 24, 2007

Channel Cheap-Shot

(N.) Responding to a comment on a Youtube video by tying in the other party's channel name with your response. Usually done when you disagree with the other person's comment.

- GrEeNdAy_rox: Ew, metal is such bad music

- Raped.Soul.666: Who r u 2 talk? u like Greenday lol fag

- GrEeNdAy_rox: way 2 channel cheap-shot

by CHCHPSHT June 23, 2011