closet cosplay

A cosplay made entirely out of the clothes found in your closet, which means it requires minimal effort and is bound to be shitty.

You: What the hell? Who's that girl supposed to be?
Your knowledgeable friend: Didn't you see the death note? She's a fucking closet cosplay Misa.

by Mostflogged December 9, 2007

Closet Gay

What most atheists are hence their constant whining about homosexuality.

Jimmy the closet gay atheist took a huge cock up his ass while preaching about his bullshit atheism.

by Skialian January 5, 2014

Closet Conservative

Somebody who is kinda conservative but afraid to tell people because they are surrounded by a liberal majority that seems loud and scary because of that one time that SUPER conservative guy voiced his absolutely idiotic beliefs and was hated by everyone who wasn't scared of him shooting the place up or of the few who agreed.

Friend 1: Ya know insert name here?

Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Ya know how they always get quiet when we talk about politics?
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: I totally think they're a closet conservative.
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Yeah.

by Imwy June 19, 2017

closet boyfriend

The mutual boyfriend that only appears when another male becomes interested in the female

Bob: So ya wanna go out this friday?
Sarah: Sure! That soun-......
Jim: Hey hot stuff!
Sarah: Hey! Bob this is my boyfriend Jim.
Bob: Ummmm, WTF?

Jim is a Closet Boyfriend

by Dr. Moo June 7, 2007

closet whore

a closter whore is a male or female who sleeps around with members of the same sex, yet denies they are homosexual when asked by a person who they've slept with. it's a person who is in the clost yet sleeps around with the same sex.

man: We should go out some time, seeing as we just had sex and all.

closet whore: nah, im not gay.

by chealih June 27, 2015

Closet Nazi

see Closet Fascist

That Kilroy-Silk has turned out to be a right closet nazi has't he?

by Adolf June 22, 2004

Closet Theater

When a friend, usually a roommate, hides in your closet in order to secretly watch you having sex with your significant other.

Guy: "Man get the fuck out of my closet.... Im fucking my girlfriend"

Friend: "Come on, I just want some closet theater!"

by Jdub3l September 26, 2009