Sneaky Butthole

Someone whose questionable actions cause you to learn an important lesson and then they pretend it was their plan to enlighten you all along.

(South Park) While Stan's ploy to distract others from his own dishonesty inadvertently led to people taking up a positive cause, his "that was really my plan all along" attitude cemented his reputation as a Sneaky Butthole.

(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.

by JohnnyApocalypse August 27, 2013

Butthole Drizzy

rough ass anal (no homo)
can be used as a insult

"finna make him do the Butthole Drizzy you er"

by Kuumai June 27, 2022

butthole brothers

Company started by cooks to take a picture of ones butthole and sell it to monthly subscribers.

Man did you see how much money the butthole brothers made?

by Brittles02 February 10, 2020

Butthole fission

When you split your asshole like a plutonium atom

"The energy of the future is butthole fission"

by U.S.S Pussy Destroyer December 6, 2016

Butthole gravy

The brown watery sweat that builds up on ones butthole on a hot day.

Dude it's so hot out, my butthole gravy is definitely going to stain my drawers.

by Huge hammer69 May 17, 2019

butthole brownie

The bit of poo that gets stuck in your arse hairs

"leave me some of that butthole brownie"

"I like to use a straw to suck out the butthole brownie"

by Butthole Connoisseur July 14, 2022

butthole cream

Butthole cream: when you anal masturbate untill your butthole begins to make a white creamy liquid at smells like sprem

Oh my God keep it up and your going to make my butthole cream

by Jonny small cock September 19, 2016