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brad

by Tesco October 30, 2018
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Brad

A person who is gay and no one likes. He thinks he is cool but everyone hates him. Gets beat up by everyone and is the weakest person ever.
You are so Brad.
by alluaakbar December 22, 2017
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Brad

A man, that for some reason no one can explain, a lot of people like. He has influence on people for no reason. People get mad at him but go back to meat ride him. He’s your stereotypically big ego-bro person. Vocubalry consists of, “Bro, dude.” Often refers to things as “cash money.” Thinks he’s good at everything. Girls like him for no reason at all other than he is simply a Brad. People like him for no other reason than he is a Brad. The Brad can never be truly explained.
Vocab -
Bro
Cash money
Dude
Characteristics -
Gets mad at someone who is better than him
Universe size ego
Tall
Often blonde/brown hair
White
Usually German (or some axis power race)
Curses
Funny but cause of stupid and offense jokes/comments
Retarted but funny
Plays shooter games
People meat ride him for no reason
Dick-headed
Cocky
Sometimes rude
“Who is that tall blonde kid? Why are people following him he looks like a douche?”

“Oh, that’s cause he’s a brad.”
by JustFacts1294 December 8, 2018
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Brad Parker

Someone who parks badly in a parking lot, across multiple spots, over curbs, hitting shrubs, sticking out, sideways, even that one guy that flipped over the wall.
Look at that Brad Parker over there, he's parked Bradley.
by Vajeebi February 27, 2016
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brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 6, 2020
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Brad

BRAD, incredible charming, good looking, thoughtful and loving. He is passionate in everything he does. Extremely confident. One helluva story teller. A trouble maker but also a problem solver. He’s down to earth and easy to talk too. Has powerful intuition, he’s right about most things. Can be your best friend or your worst enemy! Is absolutely amazing in bed! Likes to get freaky. Is a gentleman and notice’s the little things. Highly intelligent. Acts like a crazy little kid sometimes. Always the most fun at parties. You will never be bored with a Brad. He is also a great provider and will love you unconditionally. If you find a Brad you should never let him go. They are a rare beautiful find.
I met Brad today, omg I’m in love!
by Crazycrosser November 23, 2021
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Brad

\BRAHD\
Verb
1.
produce (a picture or diagram) by making lines and marks, especially with a pen or pencil, on paper.
2.

To speak or respond with a complex sketch in place of words
“A brad is worth a thousand words”
“Here, look at my brad and dimensions
“Brad is always bradding
by chassywhite_xo August 22, 2019
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