both mitts

Slang for the combination of vaginal sex and anal sex in the same session, or at least in the same relationship.

He banged her in both mitts.

by slette July 20, 2017

bothends

When your stomach is so messed up you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time, hence you are expelling nasty material out of both ends

Man, I ate that undercooked Mexican food last night, and I've been in the bathroom with bothends since then.

by Redinamus April 19, 2018

bothish

When you are both of something. Usually used by dumbass rednecks. Jk jk

I am a cowboy and a redneck, so kids bothish

by Not.a.redneck September 12, 2017

bothered-balls

A grumpy gus who complains about everything

Scrooge: "I hate Christmas, bah Humbug!"
Nephew: "Why, you old bothered-balls!"

by emjayme October 3, 2017

both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 3, 2018

both cheeks

A fully-completed work; twice as much work as doing it half-assed.

"I could just do a half-assed job of covering the topic in 3 minutes, but I'm going to try to give you both cheeks here."

by IppikiRouka October 13, 2018

Bethdawg

A young lady whom originates from the unique town of Bitley. Daughter of a till thief, singing dentist and ITV weather man, Bethdawg has a wonderful personality.

Mum I went to Bitley today, I saw a Bethdawg.

by son of mark November 19, 2018