bothends

When your stomach is so messed up you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time, hence you are expelling nasty material out of both ends

Man, I ate that undercooked Mexican food last night, and I've been in the bathroom with bothends since then.

by Redinamus April 19, 2018

ninjappeared

When someone appears or disappears without a trace and silently, like a ninja

So I was talking to Freddie the other day, and I had my back turned for just a moment, and as soon I mention I need help moving this weekend, he just up and ninjappeared on me.

by Redinamus April 19, 2018