before-bedder

When someone who still lives with their parents has a marijuana session before going to bed. To pull off a successful before-bedder, one needs a Bounce-blower in order to cover the incriminating scent. It is recommended that the person performing the before-bedder go under their covers (with their pipe or bong, etc., as it is not as effictient with a joint), and after taking a rip, cover the bowl with their hand and then breathe through their Bounce-blower and into a shirt (the shirt is used to absorb the scent). Afterward, it is wise to watch TV (if you have one in your room); watch a comedy show, or movie, if you have the means.

Alex was too scared to have a before-bedder until Joe told him that he had had one in his parents' bedroom after they had gone to sleep.

by Zoomster April 23, 2006

Homework before Bros

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, to state "Homework before Bros" means that one has to do work instead of chilling with his bros. This may leave the bros wanting, but it is understandable.

"Sorry Chad, I can't play grabass today. I've got an essay to write. Homework before bros, man."

by Yosemitic January 13, 2010

Bofgrey

Bofquarium, an Aqautic structure to store sea-life

My that paladin looks like a Bofquarium

by Moo March 6, 2003

boofran

Alternative word for "boyfriend". Most commonly used by scene kids.

Tyler Tragedy: "OMGGGZZZ BRITTNEY BRUTAL! ARE YOU GOING TO THE SHOW TONIGHT?!?!?!?!??1!!/!111>@#%#$^?"

Brittney Brutal: "No dude...I'm chillin with my boofrannn."

Tyler Tragedy: "......gayxcore."

by Nikkkoley March 7, 2008

cake before you break

to have sex before you break up.

just go cake before you break. man shut the fuck up.

by nahurgood December 27, 2007

Fucked before knocked

Similar to "in before the lock" used to say when you have sex with a female before she got knocked up by some other guy at some later time in her life.

Person 1: Damn that girl hot!
Person 2: fucked before knocked
Person 1: Lucky!

by PEERAW November 22, 2011

Hoes Before Bros Disorder

When a male prioritizes a hoe before the bros.

The boys: Noah wanna hang out
Noah: Can’t Victoria needs my math homework
The boys: You need to get your Hoes Before Bros Disorder checked out

by XxxFatacionXxx October 4, 2019